Boy vs Girl sms in urdu

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Girls ki kahani

When Parents Care: They call it Restriction.
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When Boyfriend Restricts:

Oh my God

He is so Caring

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2


Pappu: I Love You

Girl: Meri Chappal Ki Size Pata Hai Kya ?

Pappu: OH Ho Propose KIYA NHI Ke GIFT MAGNA

SHURU or gift b kya maang rhi h,

chappal Bhikharin Kahin Ki Chal Bhag yaha se

I hate u.

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3


A Girl enters the class with her new sandal.

Boys: Chappal achhe hai

Girl: Nikalu kya?

Then all the Boys in chorus: Lo kar lo baat

Dress to aur bhi achi hai….!!!

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4


Teacher in class:

When boys talk in the class

You make noise in the class

get our from here.

When girls talk in the class

Kya baate ho rahe hai…

Koi hame bhi batye

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5


Ek Larka ek Larki ko
Ek Larka ek Larki ko khirki se

ishara ker k bola :

Jhalak dikhla ja

Jhalak dikhla ja!


Larki Chappal utha ker boli :

Ek bar aja aja aja aja aaja :-)

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6


Mujh se shadi ker lo
Mobile Phone ki Ghanti Baji...!!

"Tring Tring"


Boy :
Helloo,
Waqas hai...?


Girl :
Nahi hai.


Boy :
Mujh se shadi ker lo,
Ho jaye ga..:-p

Hahahahaha


"Kurri v dramay Baaz c.."
Kiya shadi k bagher nahi ho sakta...??


Boy ;
Ho to sakta hai, per me nahi chahta k
Haraami ho.


Girl :
Per me chahti hun k
wo tum per hi jaye....!


Boy :
Heinnnn...?


Girl :
Aahooo,
Haramdya...:-):-)

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7

A girl text to boy friend:

"Poora din online rehty ho, chutiya hai kia?

Boy : Tu hogi chutiya. Tera poora khandan chutiya aur

facebook teray baap ki hai kiya??


Girl : O Hello....

I was asking about holidays (chutiya) ok.


Boy : Ooooppss sorry jaan.

Girl : Get lost sala Chutiya...:-D

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8


Ek Larka ek Larki ko khirki se

ishara ker k bola :

Jhalak dikhla ja

Jhalak dikhla ja!


Larki Chappal utha ker boli :

Ek bar aja aja aja aja aaja :-)

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9


Achi bat
Woh Kya Jane Mere Dil Pe kya Guzri Us Waqt "FARAZ" . .


Jab Usne Meri Taraf Dekha Aur Boli:


Excuse Me!
Ye Naak Wala Rumaal Aapka Hai

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10


Tootay huwy dil se piyar kero gi
Boy : Tootay huwy dil se piyar kero gi,

Ya dil tootny tak piyar kero gi.


Girl : Kameeny!

Tooti hui chappal se pitay ga,

Ya chappal k tootny tak pitay ga....:-)

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11


Ek larki perfume laga ker bus per charhi.

Larkay ny comment pass kiya,

"Aaj kal Finyle ka use kuch ziyada hi ho raha hai.."


Larki Boli : "Phir bhi

Cockroch picha nahi chortay..:-)"

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12


Boy : Pi loon
tery neelay neelay Naino ki shabnam,


Pi loon
tery geelay geelay honton se Sargam


Girl : Q
In dono k beech me Naak bhi ati hai,

Wahan se bhi kuch khaa pee lay Bhookay...:-0

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