Sardar sms

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1 sardar bus main betha

us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia

sardar dar gia or bola molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo yha bumb barood walay?

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Ek sardar larai me bulit prof jekit ke jagah machar dani pehan kr gya,
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Kisi ne poocha,
Sadar ji machar dani kyu pehne hoe ho?
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Sardar bola…
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Pagal jis me machar nhi ghus sakta us me goli kahan ghosay gi…!

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Admi : Sardar gi aap ko kabhi kisi se piyar hua?
Sardar : Haan yar! per wo manti hi nahi.
Admi : Kia kehti hai?
Sardar : Kehti hai! \I Love U 2\
Ab pata nahi ye doosra kanjar kon hai?….:-))

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Sardar : Batao aisa kiya keren k

Saanp bhi mar jaye or

Lathi bhi na tooty?

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Pathan :
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Jooty se Maar do.....:-[

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Sadar : Aaj pata nahi kis Manhoos Shakhs ki shakal

dekhi hai, Din bohat bura guzra.
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Darwaza khola, kundi haath me aa gai,
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Nalka khola, Tonti hath me aa gai,


Suit Case uthaya, Handle haath me aa gaya,
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Ab Darr raha hun k,

PESHAAB kerun ya nahi....:-)

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Sardar : Hum ny pichlay 20 salon me

1 baat note ki hai.

Dost : Wo kiya?

Sardar : Jab bhi Ramazan khatam hota hai,

To Eid zarur aata hai...:-)

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Teacher to Santa : Es line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa : He done...

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Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His...

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Bus chali jhatka laga aur santa ek ladki par ja gira:
Ladki boli: Badtameez kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Ji punjab...

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Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle…
Tourist : How do we escape if lion comes now?
Sardar : Give...

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