Marriage sms

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shadi k 20th salgirah pr HUSBND gehri soch ma tha…
wife:kia soch rahe ho…..???
husbnd:kia tmhain yad hai tmhare bap ne hmain date prpkra tha…
wife:yes
hsbnd:or usne gun point pr mjhe kaha tha k ya to meri beti se shsdi krlo ya 20 saal k lye jail jao
wife smiles:yes
hsbnd:aaaah!!!!aj k din ma azad ho jata…

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1 Larki Ne Namaz Hajaat Parhi
Aur Apni Shadi K Liye Dua Mangne Lagi
To Sharm Aa Gai Kehne Lagi

“Ay Allah Main Apne Liye Kuch Nahi Mangti
Bas Meri Ammi Ko Ek Khobsurt Damad De De”

Pata Hai Kya Hua?
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Uski Choti Behan Ki Shadi Ho Gayi.

Moral: Dua Clear Mangni Chahiye.
Kya Pata Kis Time Qabool Hojaye.

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Ankho My Goror Hy
Dil My Soror Hy
Koi Mangy Mera Number To Dena Zaror Hy

Q K

Meri Shadi Abi Bohat Do0o0or Hy: ->
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< )L L

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SHADI
The Meaning Of "SHADI"


S = Sukoon Khatam

H = Himmat Khatam

A = Aazadi Khatam

D = Dimagh Khatam

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I = Imtehaan Shuroo

Jin ki ho gai,

Bhugat lo

Or

Jin ki nahi hui,

Soch lo....;-)


  By: Naila Soomro
Honey Moon
Larki ki Shadi Molvi se hui,

Dono Honey Moon per jany lagy,

Maa ny poocha,

"Mulla tujhy Honey Moon per kahan le ja raha hai?"

Larki roty huwy boli :

Amma "Raiwind"....:-)

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Bivi : Tum to kehtay thay k

shadi k baad bhi mujh se bohat piyaar

kero gy??


Shoher : Mujhay kiya pata tha k

tumhari Shaadi mujh se hi ho jaye gi..:-(

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Larkey Walay
Larkey Walay : Larki ny kia kiya hua hai?
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Larki Walay : Jee is ny Naak me Dumm kiya hua hai,

Aap bus le jaaen...:-0

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Sadqa Denay Say Har Balaa Tal Jaati Hai.
Sadqa Denay Say Har Balaa Tal Jaati Hai...
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Siwaye Us K Jo Ap K Nikaah Main Aa Gai Ho :P

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