Shaikh sms

1


Sare gawahon or bayanon ko ,
Mad-e-nazar rakhte huwe
ye Adalat ,
dafa 420 k tahet ;
$m$ Parhne wale ko,
$m$ na bhejne k jurm me
.œSHEIKH.Qrar deti ha

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2


Hum zindagi se aas kare bhi to kya kare,
Jab tum nahi ho paas, kare bhi to kya kare.
Aansu piye, sharaab piye, zeher bhi to pi liya,
Bujhti nahi hai pyaas, kare bhi to kya kare.

Muskurate palko pe sanam chale aate hein,
Aap kya jaano kahan se hamare ghum aate hein,
Aaj bhi us mod par khade hein,
Jaha kisi ne kaha tha ke theron hum abhi aate hein.

Thukra ke usne mujhko,
Kaha ki muskuraao!
Maine has diya,
Aakhir sawal uski khushi ka tha.
Maine khoya woh jo mera tha hi nahi,
Usne khoya wo jo sirf usi ka tha

Is jahan me mohabbat kash na hoti,
To safar-e-zindagi me mithas na hoti!
Agar milti BEWAFA ko sazae maut,
To diwano ki kabre yu udas na hoti!!

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3

Boy: Shiekh Sb App Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mjh Sy Kr
Do Main Apko Uske Wazn K Brabar Sona Dungaa Sheikh
Mjhay Waqt 2u Boy: Sochnay Kay Liye Shekih
Nhi Beti Kah Wazan Brhanay Kay Liye?

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4


Taxi Wala : Sir S0rry
Main Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Thah
Ab Kitna Karaya(Rent) Lu0n
Sheikh : 0yye Praje
K0i Gal Nhi
Mei B Apna Batva ghar Bh00l Gaya Hon.

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5


Sare gawahon or bayanon ko ,
Mad-e-nazar rakhte huwe
ye Adalat ,
dafa 420 k tahet,
sms Parhne wale ko,
sms na bhejne k jurm me,
“SHEIKH”Qrar deti ha.

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6


1 shEikh 4th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki may
apni bivi ko roti pakatay hue dekha
tu bolta hua gaya k
O MERI ROTI NA PAKAEENn.!

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7


Sheikh At petrol Pump:
Bhai 1Rs Ka Petrol Dal Do
Salesman:
Itna Petrol Dalwa ker Kahan Jana Hai
Sheikh:
Jana Kitthy v Nai bs onj e paise uraan di adat a...

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8


Sheikh apne dost sy yar mere bivi fzol khrch ho gi hy roz
100;200 mangte hy dost wo in pison ka kia
krth hy sheikh mujhy kia pta min ne kbhi diy he nhi.

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9


SHEIKH : Yaar aaj teri bhabi ghar per nahi hai WaRNa main tum ko chaye pilata..



PATHAN : Yaar kanjoosi matt kr, doodh bazar se b milta hai..

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10


sheikh family ki gujar family say larai hui to pathar aur eentoan ka azadana istamal hua

baha main sulah ho gai to baray sheikh sahab nay chotay sahab ko bheja kay sulah to
ho gai hai hamay eenat aur pathar to wapis kar dayain

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