Punjabi sms

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Panjabi Baap
Panjabi Baap : Aaj tak tu ny koi aisa kam nahi

kiya jis se mera sar ooncha ho.

Beta : Yaad ker Abba! 1 vari tery sir thally

sirhana rakhya c.....:-)

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Menu tera fon nai aya
Aj te yar sakun nai aya,
Menu tera fon nai aya.

Aeni v ki be'parvai,
Teri koi miscal na i,
Tu dil apna kithe laya,
Menu tera fon nai aya,

J nai belanc aethu kallaan,
Fer karan ge 2ven gallan,
Kende lai a maal kmaya,
Menu tera fon nai aya.

J dil kidre la betha aen,
Meri yad pula betha aen,
Mere gal wich pa de phaya,
Menu tera fon nai aya.

Aj dehari okhi langi,
Na e surma na e kangi,
Zulfan nu main tail nai laya,
Menu tera fon nai aya.
Specially 4 u.

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Girl: Log pyar wich jaan dinday nay

Boy: me v tenu jaan dawa ga

Girl: sachi??

Boy: Aaho mere walo tu paway hunni chali ja

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Pappu ki Maa:

Pappu meri jutti labb dy, pata nai kithay gawatch gai ay.

Smart Pappu:

Opened google.com and typed

WWW.Maa di khabbay pair di jutti.com

Google replied:

Pappu Banday da puttar ban,

Ay google ay teri Maa da vehrra nahi

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5


Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

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6


Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

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Ek kanjr tha wo sms parh tha
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Use pta tha k sender ne use kanjr kha ha
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Wo phir b sms parh rha tha
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.Kiya krta



kanjr jo tha.Don't mind kanjr hahaha ha

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8



A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby's illnes. . . Doctor My baby
is ill 1week
da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.

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9


Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib

Pres down buton


Once again

Ek wari hor

Bas ik wari hor

Lo daso g, banda kadi button daban nal v khobsurat hoya?

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