Husband wife sms

1

Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye

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2


Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook
'n Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?

Husband- I Won't Have To Pay You,
You'll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)

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3


Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye

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4


Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.
Kisi ne pocha kese jala?
Admi bola:
wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko
chorrne station gaya tha khushi
main train ka Engine choom liye

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5


A Small Tip For Lifetime:

“Try To Present Yourself That
You Are HAPPY,

Slowly It Becomes
Your Habit
&
Finally It Becomes
Your Character.”
:)

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6


Wife:
Mene suna hai ke Jannat me Mardon ko Hooren milen gi.
To aurton ko kya milay ga?
Husband:
Kuch nahi, Allah sirf mazloom ki sunta hai.

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7


Wife: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise
Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti!
Husband: Air kaash tum
aisi ringtone hoti jise
main har hafte badal sakta.

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8


The best gift a man

can give to his woman

is his time, his attention

and his love.

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9


The trouble with most men is

they know all about women

but nothing about wives

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10

Every woman is beautiful,

it just takes the right man

to see it.

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