Kanjoos sms

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* Congratulations *
SMS na karney pey
Aapko
Award
of Kanjoosi 2015
diya jata hia.
no need to say thanks, ye award ap he ka right ta

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1 kanjoos tha,
Bilkul kanjoos tha,
Khalis kanjoos tha,
Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,
Aap mat ghabrao
Aap k samne to wo kuch b nei tha,

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Pepsi
C0ca C0la
Sprite
Marinda
Dew
7 Up
Lim0 Paani
Fanta
In Sub Kay Dakhan Jama Kar Kay
Teen Dabay Wale K0H Dena
Sms Karne K0H Kuch Paise Mil Jaengay.

kANJOOS

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khud ko kar kanjus itna ke har sms behjne sy pehle
service centar waly caal kar k khud puchen
paa g paki gall a bhejna aae k sending fail kariye

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5


Beta: Papa ye SMS kise kahte hai aur Ye kiske kaam aata hai?

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Papa: Beta ye VIP log bhejte hai aur KANJOOS Logo k padhne k kaam aata hai..!

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Kya lekar aye thay?
kya lekar jaoge …?
mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge,
itne paise bacha kar kya..
MOBILE MAIN CNG LAGWAO GE.

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7


Description of SMS
S: salaa
M: muft da
S: siyapa
Jy na kro ty kanjoos. Jy kro ty wella…..

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8


Ho mera kam fakiron ko sms karna.
in kanjooson. Gareebon ka inbox bharna.
mere ALLAH inho ko bhi ab ghairat ajaey.
ye sms parhty he inka b sms ajay.

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1 kanjoos tha,
Bilkul kanjoos tha,
Khalis kanjoos tha,
Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,
Aap mat ghabrao
Aap k samne to wo kuch b nei tha,

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10

Udhar aap majboor bethay hain, Idher ham majboor bethe hain!

Baat ho to aakhir kaisay ho,

Jab dono taraf 2 kanjoos bethe hain

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11


1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta

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13


Aaj Kuch Maangna Hay Tum Say
Aaj Kuch Lena Hay Tum Say
Aaj Kuch Dena Hay Tum Ko
Aaj Kuch Kehna Hay Tum Ko
Na He Koi Khuwahish, Tamanna Na Arzoo
Bas Aik Hi Chah Hai Apni Aur Aik Hi Justaju
Ham Maangtay Hain Tum Say,
Teray Derd O Gham Wo Saarey Jo Rula Gaye Hain
Teri Neenden Uda Gaye Hain
Ham Hain Shareek E Gham Teray Pehchaan To Sahi
Ham Bhi Hain Saath Teray Tu Jaan To Sahi
Ker Bojh Apnay Dil Ka Halka Hamen Bataday
Ye Fikar Ye Udasi Kioon Hay Zara Sunaday
Laaye Hain Ham Baharain Teray Hi Waastay
Ye Rang Aur Ye Khushboo Teray Hi Waastey
Aaj Kuch Maangtay Hain Tum Say
Aaj Kuch MaangnA Hay Tum S@y.

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14


80 aur 1 akasi hoty hain
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Wah wah
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80 aur 1 akasi hoty hain
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Msg na krny waly marasi hoty hain.:D
(‘,’)
<)(>
/ / yaar tusi mirasi lagdy ty ni

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15

Best one - Kanjoos ki zindagi kya
jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati,
kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.

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